ZAKIR NAIK'S HILARIOUS QUOTES

Dr. Zakir Naik is considered by many to be the poster child for moderate islam and intellectual islam. Here are a few quotes in which this lovely, humorous individual expresses his views:

"Muslims in India would prefer the Islamic criminal law (Shariah) to be implemented on all Indians since it is the most practical."
MOST PRACTICAL??? Stoning, chopping limbs up and beheading are secular and civilized I suppose. Shariah laws drag us back into the Dark Ages and everyone should follow their barbaric 7th century laws because it is most practical.


"The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs."

If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs? So in order to behave like humans we should eat humans?

"If every woman got married to only one man, there would be over thirty million females in U.S.A, four million females in Great Britain, 5 million females in Germany and nine million females in Russia who would not find a husband. The only two options before a woman who cannot find a husband is to marry a married man or become public property."

I *wish* we had that many single girls! He got these numbers from post-WW2 censuses, i.e. after many men had been killed. Even then, he's still wrong. The Americans had less than half a million deaths, while the Soviets had 20 to 23 million combined military and civilian deaths.

"In financial transactions, two men are preferred. Islam expects men to be the breadwinners of their families. Since financial responsibility is shouldered by men, they are expected to be well versed in financial transactions as compared to women. As a second option, the witness can be one man and two women, so that if one of the women errs the other can remind her."

Oh, so two women are equivalent to one man. I think Zakir doesn't know that women are overtaking men in colleges and universities world wide or heard of Kalpana Chawla, Kiran Bedi and Indra Nooyi. Read up dude.

"The feminine attitude can also have an effect on the witness in a murder case. In such circumstances a woman is more terrified as compared to a man. Due to her emotional condition she can get confused. Therefore, two female witnesses are equivalent to one male witness."

Zakir, you are a special kind of stupid. One's attitude and aptitude are not determined by gender. For example, my brother fears open water; he dare not even wet his feet at the beach. Me, (I'm female) swim in deep sea and I've seen men who are terrified of cockroaches and faint at the sight of blood. Murder? B*tch please!

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