THE COMPUTER HUBBY

Husband (Returning late from work ) :
  
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."


Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.



Wife : What about my new TV?

Husband : Variable not found ...


Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...


Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?

Husband : Too many parameters ...


Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.


Wife : You are a useless nut.

Husband : By Default.


Wife : What about your Salary ?

Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.


Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.





Wife : Are you going to drink some wine?

Husband : File system is full.


Wife : What is my value in the family ?

Husband : Unknown Virus.
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